Did I say it was an uneventful day?
What I meant to say was during the last diaper change of the evening DADDY wasn’t paying attention to what he was doing when he was supposed to be covering Wyatt’s unmentionables with a wipe, effectively aiming the nozzle right at me for a complete and total direct hit. He couldn’t have aimed better if he tried. I got soaked and Wade spent his time trying not to laugh while apologizing halfheartedly.
Payback is hell, my friend, payback is hell….
🙄🤦♂️😜