-“Mommy, what’s that over there, is that a mailbox?”

-“No, honey, it’s a porta potty…”

-“What’s that?”

-“Well, it’s for people who are outside working or can’t get inside to use the restroom for some reason. Basically it’s a tiny plastic potty filled with poop that’s been baking in the Texas sun all day…. they’re really gross and you should only use one if you have no other choice.”

-“oh…… I REALLY want to poop in one someday….”

#toddlerlifegoals