Actual texts to Wade:

Ask me about how, in the span of three minutes TOPS, Tatum (after I specifically warned her not to) gives her 10.5 month old baby brother a chocolate chip granola bar and it looks like the granola/chocolate factory exploded in a 5 ft circle around my son. How CAN that much mess come from one measly granola bar?!?

Also, how can that much drama result from me calmly telling my daughter to please not try to kill her brother with said granola bar?

On second thought, maybe you better not ask me about all this… I think I still have PTSD from it. 😂🙄😡🤦‍♀️