I’ve reached that stage in life…

I’ve reached that stage in life where I am ridiculously excited about the cordless stick vacuum I bought that came today and I can’t wait to give it a whirl tomorrow.

Yes…. that’s my life.

Someone come take me out for Starbucks…. 😂

#momlife

Things that kids say….

-“Mommy, what’s that over there, is that a mailbox?”

-“No, honey, it’s a porta potty…”

-“What’s that?”

-“Well, it’s for people who are outside working or can’t get inside to use the restroom for some reason. Basically it’s a tiny plastic potty filled with poop that’s been baking in the Texas sun all day…. they’re really gross and you should only use one if you have no other choice.”

-“oh…… I REALLY want to poop in one someday….”

#toddlerlifegoals